Some More Funny patients

Once a fellow intern was posted in a PHC (Primary Healthcare Centre) and he had been staying there. One night a patient’s relative came him and woke him up..in the middle of the night. He asked what was wrong and the fellow said
“Keeda chavlaa..” meaning that an insect has bit the patient.
Bhavin cooly got out of his bed thinking why people come to the centre with silly complaints like that…..Thinking on his way isko painkiller aur Avil deke bhagaa deta hu he went to the waiting room.
“So which insect bit you?”
Relative, “I got it killed with me…here it is….” and saying so he opened a polythene bag to show a three feet long snake!!!