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He, She…and It

He is the husband, she is his wife and it is the husband’s camera


He, she and it are on their way to a party somewhere in the evening. He stops on the way, picks it up and takes a shot of the Mumbai University Building. They walk a few steps and he again picks it up and takes another shot, form a different angle of the same university. She is a bit impatient to get to the party. After some 5 or 7 shots of Rajabai Tower, University taken across the Oval maidan, she has totally lost it.

She: We are getting late for the party


He: Wait I am taking some great shots. What a structure, man!


She waits for a few minutes


She: (sighs) I wish you would take half as many pictures of me.


He: (oblivious vs ignoring) Look at this classic shot! See the lighting? Amazing!


She: Wish you were half as interested in taking pictures of me!


He: (Pulls her cheeks) I will be sweetheart, when you are 200 years old.



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One Fine Day….

..they were travelling on the bus. She asked him, out of the blue,

“If you had to change one thing about me, what would it be?”

He said, “Nothing. I love you just the way you are.”

She, “No but still, change one thing……”

He, “Ok. I wish I could make you little less sensitive than you are”

She, “Hmnnn”

After a long wait she asked,

“You didn’t ask me what I would like to change in you. I was expecting that question..”

He, “Ok…what ?”

She, “I wish I could make you a bit more sensitive…..”

No prizes for guessing who “they” are. They are getting married on June 22nd 2007.

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The Girlfriend

Ya , like the movies or those forwards you get I too like to trouble my dear Nagesh by twisting words and taking meanings he never meant out of many things he says…and when he wars his befuddled plus mad expression I like to laugh naughtily….sadist me….

One fine day
N, “You know most girls I have seen have a backup….they see one guy and have a backup in case that doesn’t work well”

V, “Oh ya?? When I was seeing you I didn’t have a backup..”

N, “Well I say most girls….those typical types you know…..”

V, “Elaborate…”

N, “Those typical girls who bother a lot about their external beauty and those …..” with a slight tinge of MCPsm

V, “You mean I don’t take care of my external beauty?? You mean to stay I stay sloppy!!”

N, “No what I meant is that you don’t need to….” a cute smile flashed at me…..

N and V break into laughter…..I love troubling him this way. He too always has a diplomatic answer for me.

One Day on the phone
V pulling N’s leg, “We do not belong to the same generation……I am of a younger generation” (FYI V is 23 and N is 28)

N, “No…you are so of my age…..you look and seem so mature”

V, “You mean to say I look 28!!! No I most certainly don’t! In fact I look less than 23”

N, “No I mean you are so mature…I like mature girls”…..probably flashed the cute smile but I didn’t see…..

V, “Heh heh I know….but I love troubling you this way!”

Many more mad conversations like this…will have to keep updating this post when I remember!!